Future Agreements

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Woolworths Style)

On the 1^st day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me a 170LK Agreement

On the 2^nd day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 3^rd day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 4^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 5^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 6^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 7^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me piles of retribution, a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 8^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me no union representation, piles of retribution, a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 9^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me no MINTRAC training, no union representation, piles of retribution, a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 10^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me no performance bonus, no MINTRAC training, no union representation, piles of retribution, a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 11^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me no natural justice, no performance bonus, no MINTRAC training, no union representation, piles of retribution, a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.

On the 12^th day of Christmas Woolworths gave to me my dismissal notice, no natural justice, no performance bonus, no MINTRAC training, no union representation, piles of retribution, a frazzled meat manager, unhappy new work mates, unqualified staff in the meat room, no negotiating committee, no penalty payments and a 170LK Agreement.